Why do I never learn?

I don't often have fast food, but, today I went to McDonalds for the first time in a long time. I grabbed a quarter pounder. They've changed the size of the buns and patties. They now have a larger circumference, and a thinner patty. They also don't taste the same as they did say six months ago.

Of course an hour later it was running through me like a dose of the salts. Next time I think I'll just have a doner kebab d8)